So everyone knows the southwest "Want to get away?" commercials. Well I have one. It was quite the ultimate ackward moment. Alright story time.
So tonight we played capture the flag after All Campus Worship. We had a group of about 20 Urbana IV people playing. A group of FAR people went to moonstruck instead (this is important, you shall see). But this was no normal capture the flag. This was set up by Nacho, so this was commandos capture the flag. There were missions and things such as grenades, RPGs, helicopters, satellites. You know almost Halo or Bond like game setup.
The first mission for our side was to scout out the opposition's side. Find out where the flag was, where the base was, where the PL was. Possibly even steal the flag. So Jason tells us we can do whatever to try to get this information. One idea he suggested was just to act like we were normal students strolling around. So our team sent out two teams of one guy and one girl to probe the opposition. I was assigned to one of these teams since I can run fast and get out of there if trouble was encountered.
So after a change of clothes, so that the other team wouldn't recognize us, we set out. I was wearing a white hoodie as apposed to my I'm prepared for a blizzard outfit I had had on. So we set out in our different looks and tried to appear as a couple out for a midnight stroll.
So we start out walking around the perimeter going around the whole playing field. And after only a short while we see people coming towards us. We were like, Is that the other team? Nah. Who would send out an envoy of 6 people. So we continue on. As we get closer we notice that it is the group of people from FAR coming back from Moonstruck. I hoped the hoodie would somehow hide me. You know, cast a shadow over my face so no one would recognize me. Yup. You guessed it. No luck. Definitely got the 'what in the world are you doing?' look from Jenny Z. Not sure I'll ever be able to forget that look. Like nothing I've ever seen before. But being fair to Jenny: I guess it's not every day you see someone walking on the south quad with his arm around someone else's girlfriend. If you guessed I didn't say a word during this ordeal, you are right. I was just trying to figure out how I knew Murphy's law would prove to make that one of the randomist ackward moments ever.
Yeah so. Brenda told them we were playing a game. Not sure they believed her. We continued on and were successful in locating the flag. The other team was tricked as well I guess you'd say.
On another note. I had a sweet kill during the one round. I managed to sneak into the enemy's base and hide behind a row of bushes while they had their backs turned. Then after they finished discussing some tactics they split up and Chris wandered my way. he ended up standing about ten feet away on the other side of the bushes. So I just lobbed a grenade right to his feet and he never saw what hit him.
Yeah so I encourage people to share stories they think can beat that one in ackwardness.
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